randomnation..

1.Treading the lines of subliminal randomness and inconsequentiality the air seems oddly orangish. This noteworthy fact is noteworthy for the sole reason that most of you would... 2.Somewhere along my drudging I began to notice my ability to pick my teeth with my feet has greatly increased, in which case only two logical conclusions can be drawn... 3.Strutting down the street awhile back I noticed an amazing newspaper cutting being shredded for compost. Now the orangutan doing the shredding was a friend, a prime mate really... 4.The resultant of two forces is not the difference between the two forces but simply the stronger ant... 5.Jarvitts or planet Actragoranitallimarkatuliaphillibustroonmenatirorobittigreckaliponmayeusa are fantastic at tongue twisters... 6.While cutting down a cherry tree I realised that George Washington was one strong 13 year old... 7.My friend, the Great White Space Elephant has trouble finding suits for his tusks... 8.Upon reentering the earths atmosphere a burning chunk of space debris thought... 9.Chairs make good tables, too bad they take too long to complete one... 10.It's been an amazing Christmas, I got a blow gun. Can't wait for New Years, doubt my neighbours cat will be celebrating though... 11.Wouldn't green grass be greener if it drank fruitade... 12.A story comes to mind about a boy who licked a frozen lamp-post, at least the post got warmed... 13.On Friday the 13th I inherited a bucket load of cash, great luck for me, not so much for my dead uncle... 14.Concentration's overrated, so is strawberry flavoured rain, but who's counting anyway... 15.I met a vampire, we went out for a bite... 16.Ugga-chaka, ugga-chaka... 17.On Thursday I magically grew a 5th toe... 18.Staring at the ceiling I wonder if we're really downsideup... 19.Smashing pumpkins, battered rose, I drowned you fish with a garden hose... 20.I once dug a hole to China, the moles wouldn't let me in, damned communists!... 21.Hamsters make perfect tennis balls, they don't bounce as much... 22.I have a wooden pelican at home, his name in Max, he has a beak, two feet, two wings and sucks at football commentary... 23.My friend took me out for a treat to Rokkerr-5, it's this quaint quivering planet which specialises in milkshakes... 24.Potential is one thing, capability another...25.I was watching TV one day, I looked out just in time to watch the sun go nova, damn there went my reception... 26.A tail comes in handy sometimes... 27.My girlfriend's a werewolf, the only taboos on her birthday list are razors, aftershave and waxing strips, hair bands are good though.. 28.Too Much is too little, Too Little's too much, Kill Them Both had enough... 29.There once was a woman who lived in a shoe, she had a child, and then she had two. She sold them both for a dollar afew, honestly if you lived in a shoe, wouldn't you... 30.The temptation to shake a raccoon is almost too much to bear...31.random statements for the one month I was away...