p.o.o

If you're wondering why all of a sudden I have a blog, it's cause five minutes ago, a vision descended upon me and i was enlightened. I realised that despite my acts of open defiance against bloggers and the like, my shouts of protest make no difference and once again "cogito ergo sum" rings hollow. I firmly believe that a man is the sum of his convictions, nevertheless in this case conviction seems over rated. Therefore as a readily active citizen of cyberspace it is my duty - one which i not so solemnly vow to uphold- to infectiously bombard you with stories pertaining to my life - which although more than likely will not concern you- that you shall be compelled to read. Be warned dear readers for tales of utter monotony await you, you lucky finder of my golden glove handed finger cursor thingy and if you should ever find yourself in need of more "joy and lift-uppers" you know where to find me. Now how's that for an opening..
au revoir

TBC